Charlie’s Surgery

When Old Charlie first noticed  that his penis was growing larger
and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his  wife.

But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.
Charlie became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing,and even
walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that,
though rare, Charlie”s condition could be fixed through corrective
surgery.

“How long will he be on  crutches?” the wife asked anxiously..

“Crutches? Why would he need  crutches?” responded the surprised doctor.

“Well,” said the wife, “you’re gonna  lengthen his legs, aren’t  you?