New Disease

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of STD. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. (pronounced “gonna re-elect them.”)

Many tax paying victims contracted it after having been violated for years by politicians. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how destructive this disease has become since it is easily cured….by voting out all incumbents!