An oldie but goodie
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He is required by his religion to commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any terrorists who may be operating undercover in your neighborhood. Circling the block for one to two hours is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic American men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for the United States and the American way. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side will be further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to help root out any local terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don’t send this to at least 5 people, you’re a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.
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: Doug is the owner of Stix Blog. He has also contributes to The Minority Report and RedState. And can be found on twitter at stix1972. |
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