The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes

The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all > these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she > decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going > to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her > husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive > smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying > on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and > asks her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and > she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women > are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.  She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it  said….

You’ll love this…

Yep. I know you will…

“FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”